The First Capitalist
I wonder quite a bit about this. Who was the first capitalist? Obviously, this is probably an unanswerable question, since this person most likely predates the written word. If we think about the most basic definition: “an economic system characterized by private or corporate ownership of capital goods,” it basically means, someone owns something, then wields power over those that do...
Hipsterism: the only movement that few, if any practitioners thereof, admit to doing. Not unlike bowel movements.
I have such disdain for myself that if you ever compliment me on anything, I’ll probably insult your taste in people.
If you get into a fender bender and refuse to pull over, leaving your vehicles in the middle of the street, ignorantly believing that area now to be a “crime scene,” then I hope your mother hates you as much as I do.
It doesn’t bother me if some dick thinks he owns his girlfriend, and gets all pissy when I look at her, what bothers me is that he thinks he owns the photons reflecting off her ass.