John Vargas

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August 2010

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Meg Whitman

So, wait… We let CEOs of corporations and banks destroy this economy with their greed and sociopathic tendencies, and now a CEO is being foisted upon us as governor? Is that the way it goes? Surely this can’t be right… 

Truly, capitalism will be death of american politics (if it hasn’t gasped its last breath yet). I don’t want to believe we are so stupid as to allow the enemy, a member of the ruling elite, one that has learned politics as a CEO (?!), to become the governor of California. But, alas, if there is one thing I keep underestimating, it is the enormous stupidity of people.

I thought this country was supposed to elect people that were a representative of the people. I’m sure I read something like that somewhere. I am not a CEO. I am not wealthy. Chances are, neither are you. But she WILL rule this land. And when things go sour for her new “corporation” I’m sure she’ll find a way to lay us all off. eBay ain’t a fucking economically embattled state, Meg.

Anyone that doesn’t believe that this country is ruled by the corporate elite CANNOT argue against this idea anymore. The hollowest of victories for us, who believed this to be true, for now the line between politics and commerce have been erased like wet sand on the dirtiest of beaches in Venice.

By the way, you should not take this as an endorsement for that ineffectual walking joke, Jerry Brown. A man that The Dead Kennedys made fun of in the fucking 80s!

Thank you america. For proving that politics is a terrible handjob from someone that doesn’t even like us.

Aug 26, 20101 note
Free Comedy and Beer at Origami Vinyl Tonight at 8:00.

mattbraunger:

Hey Tumblr pals,

My friends Neil and Sean of Origami Vinyl in Echo Park asked me to put on a show in their record store. I haven’t been promoting it as well as I should have been, as things have been a little all over the place. Anyway, thing is I got some of the best comics in LA to do it and you should go. If you live in LA, please come or at least re-post this. It’ll be real casual and fun and we’ll be done by 10 so you still have the rest of the night to rock steady.

Origami Vinyl, 1816 W Sunset Blvd, 90026

8:00

The line-up:

Kumail Nanjiani

Pete Holmes

Joselyn Hughes

Mike Burns

Me

Hosted by John Vargas

We’ll have a bin of cold beers and you can feel free to record shop as you laugh. Thanks, everybody. See you there!

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Do this tonight! DO IT!!!

Aug 20, 201011 notes
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Aug 19, 2010
Dr. Laura

Vomiting racial epithets doesn’t make you a crusader for the first amendment. It makes you a racist piece of shit, you fucking idiot. You too, Palin. When are you two useless wastes of carbon going to get on the same doomed helicopter?

While I do believe that you should be allowed to say whatever you want (no matter how racist or stupid), every time I hear a white person lamenting the fact that they are not allowed to use their cherished “N-word” anymore, or how they believe that political correctness has run amok, all I hear is, “Dang! I shor wished I lived in ‘Bama in the 1800s, when we’s white folk can say what’vr we wanted to darkies. And even hang ‘em when we had a hankerin’!”

Fuck you two. Learn some fucking manners.

Aug 19, 20101 note
"Ground Zero" Mosque

People that are upset about the “ground zero” mosque (that actually won’t be on ground zero) must be glad that there aren’t enough Indians left to protest the building of churches near the many sites of native american genocide.

Aug 17, 20106 notes
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